Post by Isodore on Sept 15, 2006 11:35:36 GMT -5
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"Freddy Gloves"
Vin DIESEL
"Evil is a Matter of Perspective
"Freddy Gloves"
FreddysGrl4ever [12:18 P.M.]: SHE WANTS TO GET ME ONE OFF EBAY XD
FreddysGrl4ever [12:18 P.M.]: THOSE SUCK.
Kuryoku Rysuki [12:19 P.M.]: aren't the Ebay gloves the cheap ass plastic ones?
Kuryoku Rysuki [12:19 P.M.]: or like..held together with duct tape?
FreddysGrl4ever [12:19 P.M.]: XD
FreddysGrl4ever [12:19 P.M.]: More than likely lol
FreddysGrl4ever [12:19 P.M.]: If I don't get one of Andy's or Dean's gloves I'm gonna die.
FreddysGrl4ever [12:19 P.M.]: *twitch*
Kuryoku Rysuki [12:22 P.M.]: nah..you won't die
Kuryoku Rysuki [12:22 P.M.]: those cheap ass blades aren't sharp enough to slit wrists
FreddysGrl4ever [12:22 P.M.]: LMAO
FreddysGrl4ever [12:18 P.M.]: THOSE SUCK.
Kuryoku Rysuki [12:19 P.M.]: aren't the Ebay gloves the cheap ass plastic ones?
Kuryoku Rysuki [12:19 P.M.]: or like..held together with duct tape?
FreddysGrl4ever [12:19 P.M.]: XD
FreddysGrl4ever [12:19 P.M.]: More than likely lol
FreddysGrl4ever [12:19 P.M.]: If I don't get one of Andy's or Dean's gloves I'm gonna die.
FreddysGrl4ever [12:19 P.M.]: *twitch*
Kuryoku Rysuki [12:22 P.M.]: nah..you won't die
Kuryoku Rysuki [12:22 P.M.]: those cheap ass blades aren't sharp enough to slit wrists
FreddysGrl4ever [12:22 P.M.]: LMAO
Vin DIESEL
Jason (1:05:45 AM): When threatened by predators, Vin Diesel inflates a series of air bladders around his body and expands to a ball over 7 feet wide and over 10 feet tall, ringed with a series of sharp spines which prove to be very troublesome to any would-be attacker.
Jason (1:06:25 AM): LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK!!!
Me (1:06:35 AM): oops XD
Jason (1:06:44 AM): lol
Jason (1:06:54 AM): Rumor has it that this site was originally created with random facts about Sean Connery, but Vin Diesel hacked into the site and switched each name with his own.
Jason (1:07:11 AM): Vin Diesel invented drugs so everybody could experience his life in brief spurts.
Me (1:07:17 AM): seen that one
Jason (1:07:26 AM): Only about a thousandth of Vin Diesel's mass is expressed in the three dimensions we can perceive.
Jason (1:07:47 AM): Vin Diesel eats Chinese men for breakfast. But he swears it's only to keep population in check.
Me (1:08:20 AM): I knew that's how it worked
Jason (1:08:28 AM): Vin Diesel invented the Accordion, but it was originally meant to be, solely, a murder weapon. It wasnt until 1913 that it began being used as an instrument. Vin has accepted this and has no bitter feelings towards the French.
Jason (1:08:53 AM): Vin Diesel once saved a bus load of children from certain peril by watching them burn to certain death.
Jason (1:10:10 AM): Vin Diesel once impregnated Aella, the Queen of the Amazons. She had twins, who were seperated at birth and kept secret. One grew up in the Gobi desert and was raised by nomads. The other grew up to be Mr. Clean. To this day they do not know about each other.
Jason (1:10:50 AM): Vin Diesel will grant you three wishes if you can guess Yoda's last name.
Jason (1:11:27 AM): Vin Diesel has the power to retroactively redefine the meaning of the word "is".
Me (1:12:31 AM): LOL
Jason (1:13:14 AM): i think its in reference to the clinton impeachment hearings
Me (1:13:26 AM): yup
Jason (1:14:11 AM): Vin Diesel has a 34% chance of reflecting any and all offensive spells cast on him.
Me (1:14:32 AM): XD
Jason (1:14:37 AM): Vin Diesel owns the dog from Duck Hunt
Jason (1:15:05 AM): Vin Diesel invented Taiwan just to piss off China.
Jason (1:15:27 AM): Vin Diesel once talked an Amish housewife into buying a toaster.
Jason (1:15:35 AM): LOL
Jason (1:16:04 AM): The best part of waking up is Diesel in your cup.
Me (1:16:11 AM): XD
Jason (1:16:22 AM): Vin Diesel is an avid supporter of the adverb "To the X-Treme" and would like to see it added to Webster's dictionary
Jason (1:16:46 AM): Vin Diesel is the father of David Bowie, whom he sired in an attempt to have sex with the planet mars.
Jason (1:17:29 AM): Vin Diesel shot Old Yeller.
Me (1:17:51 AM): lol
Me (1:18:03 AM): If Vin Diesel were a fruit, he'd be Elton John.
Me (1:18:26 AM): Vin Diesel lost the Millenium Falcon to Lando Calrissian in a game of Counter Strike.
Jason (1:18:36 AM): cs sucks
Jason (1:18:38 AM): Peter Piper may have picked a peck of pickled peppers but Vin Diesel planted the seeds and bit Peter in half for picking his freaking peppers.
Me (1:18:53 AM): lol
Jason (1:19:18 AM): Vin Diesel once submitted a fact about himself here, but it was deleted because he spelled his name wrong.
Me (1:19:48 AM): You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Jason (1:20:11 AM): Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good.
Jason (1:20:51 AM): Vin Diesel hid the fabled weapons of mass destruction of Iraq before the US invasion as a favor to Saddam Hussein for letting him take naps on that big fluffy moustache.
Jason (1:21:20 AM): Vin Diesel is the only person who is able to say "toy boat" three times, fast.
Me (1:21:46 AM): Vin Diesel put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. It was a grueling process that involved several eldritch rites, the sacrifice of nine six-fingered albinos, and a quarter cup of fat free peanut butter.
Jason (1:23:36 AM): Vin Diesel is the reason a male chicken is called a weiner.
Me (1:23:46 AM): O.o
Me (1:23:52 AM): that just left me with bad images
Jason (1:24:31 AM): It has been scientifically proven that, while living as a Druid, Vin Diesel fashioned both Stone Henge and the statues of Easter Island with nothing more than his bare hands and some gumption.
Jason (1:25:02 AM): Silly rabbit, Trix are for Vin Diesel.
Jason (1:25:12 AM): Vin Diesel knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Jason (1:25:38 AM): The first Dungeons & Dragons card deck came to be when little Tommy Schmit found Vin Diesels misplaced photo album, "Things I Shouldn't Have Had Sex With in the Middle Ages."
Me (1:25:55 AM): love that one
Jason (1:27:43 AM): Vin Diesel can listen to an audio CD by twirling it on his finger and licking the surface.
Jason (1:28:13 AM): Vin Diesel refuses to answer the phone before the second ring. He doesn't want to come off as desperate.
Jason (1:28:28 AM): Vin Diesel created the word "hello". Up until that point, people greeted each other with the word "schpadoinkle".
Jason (1:28:56 AM): must..... stop......
Jason (1:29:20 AM): "Casual Fridays" were started so that businessmen in Georgia could work at least one day a week without fear of Vin Diesel strangling them with their own tie.
Jason (1:29:34 AM): Vin Diesel Is in fact Luke Skywalker's Father.
Jason (1:30:22 AM): ok, i really need to go do hw
Me (1:30:39 AM): lol
Me (1:30:42 AM): good luck...
Jason (1:31:03 AM): yeah so... i'm gonna shut down the computer
Jason (1:31:11 AM): ...and put it in its case
pyreshivan (1:31:13 AM): see ya
Jason (1:31:17 AM): ...and lock it in the basement
Jason (1:31:30 AM): ....and drive to bayside park to do hw
Me (1:31:46 AM): and spaz out every time you hear the words "vin" and/or "diesel"
Jason (1:31:59 AM): hmm, good point
Jason (1:32:14 AM): can't go to bayside... theres that gas station on the corner
Jason (1:32:44 AM): ....not sure if it has a diesel *twitch* pump
Jason (1:06:25 AM): LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK!!!
Me (1:06:35 AM): oops XD
Jason (1:06:44 AM): lol
Jason (1:06:54 AM): Rumor has it that this site was originally created with random facts about Sean Connery, but Vin Diesel hacked into the site and switched each name with his own.
Jason (1:07:11 AM): Vin Diesel invented drugs so everybody could experience his life in brief spurts.
Me (1:07:17 AM): seen that one
Jason (1:07:26 AM): Only about a thousandth of Vin Diesel's mass is expressed in the three dimensions we can perceive.
Jason (1:07:47 AM): Vin Diesel eats Chinese men for breakfast. But he swears it's only to keep population in check.
Me (1:08:20 AM): I knew that's how it worked
Jason (1:08:28 AM): Vin Diesel invented the Accordion, but it was originally meant to be, solely, a murder weapon. It wasnt until 1913 that it began being used as an instrument. Vin has accepted this and has no bitter feelings towards the French.
Jason (1:08:53 AM): Vin Diesel once saved a bus load of children from certain peril by watching them burn to certain death.
Jason (1:10:10 AM): Vin Diesel once impregnated Aella, the Queen of the Amazons. She had twins, who were seperated at birth and kept secret. One grew up in the Gobi desert and was raised by nomads. The other grew up to be Mr. Clean. To this day they do not know about each other.
Jason (1:10:50 AM): Vin Diesel will grant you three wishes if you can guess Yoda's last name.
Jason (1:11:27 AM): Vin Diesel has the power to retroactively redefine the meaning of the word "is".
Me (1:12:31 AM): LOL
Jason (1:13:14 AM): i think its in reference to the clinton impeachment hearings
Me (1:13:26 AM): yup
Jason (1:14:11 AM): Vin Diesel has a 34% chance of reflecting any and all offensive spells cast on him.
Me (1:14:32 AM): XD
Jason (1:14:37 AM): Vin Diesel owns the dog from Duck Hunt
Jason (1:15:05 AM): Vin Diesel invented Taiwan just to piss off China.
Jason (1:15:27 AM): Vin Diesel once talked an Amish housewife into buying a toaster.
Jason (1:15:35 AM): LOL
Jason (1:16:04 AM): The best part of waking up is Diesel in your cup.
Me (1:16:11 AM): XD
Jason (1:16:22 AM): Vin Diesel is an avid supporter of the adverb "To the X-Treme" and would like to see it added to Webster's dictionary
Jason (1:16:46 AM): Vin Diesel is the father of David Bowie, whom he sired in an attempt to have sex with the planet mars.
Jason (1:17:29 AM): Vin Diesel shot Old Yeller.
Me (1:17:51 AM): lol
Me (1:18:03 AM): If Vin Diesel were a fruit, he'd be Elton John.
Me (1:18:26 AM): Vin Diesel lost the Millenium Falcon to Lando Calrissian in a game of Counter Strike.
Jason (1:18:36 AM): cs sucks
Jason (1:18:38 AM): Peter Piper may have picked a peck of pickled peppers but Vin Diesel planted the seeds and bit Peter in half for picking his freaking peppers.
Me (1:18:53 AM): lol
Jason (1:19:18 AM): Vin Diesel once submitted a fact about himself here, but it was deleted because he spelled his name wrong.
Me (1:19:48 AM): You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Jason (1:20:11 AM): Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good.
Jason (1:20:51 AM): Vin Diesel hid the fabled weapons of mass destruction of Iraq before the US invasion as a favor to Saddam Hussein for letting him take naps on that big fluffy moustache.
Jason (1:21:20 AM): Vin Diesel is the only person who is able to say "toy boat" three times, fast.
Me (1:21:46 AM): Vin Diesel put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. It was a grueling process that involved several eldritch rites, the sacrifice of nine six-fingered albinos, and a quarter cup of fat free peanut butter.
Jason (1:23:36 AM): Vin Diesel is the reason a male chicken is called a weiner.
Me (1:23:46 AM): O.o
Me (1:23:52 AM): that just left me with bad images
Jason (1:24:31 AM): It has been scientifically proven that, while living as a Druid, Vin Diesel fashioned both Stone Henge and the statues of Easter Island with nothing more than his bare hands and some gumption.
Jason (1:25:02 AM): Silly rabbit, Trix are for Vin Diesel.
Jason (1:25:12 AM): Vin Diesel knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Jason (1:25:38 AM): The first Dungeons & Dragons card deck came to be when little Tommy Schmit found Vin Diesels misplaced photo album, "Things I Shouldn't Have Had Sex With in the Middle Ages."
Me (1:25:55 AM): love that one
Jason (1:27:43 AM): Vin Diesel can listen to an audio CD by twirling it on his finger and licking the surface.
Jason (1:28:13 AM): Vin Diesel refuses to answer the phone before the second ring. He doesn't want to come off as desperate.
Jason (1:28:28 AM): Vin Diesel created the word "hello". Up until that point, people greeted each other with the word "schpadoinkle".
Jason (1:28:56 AM): must..... stop......
Jason (1:29:20 AM): "Casual Fridays" were started so that businessmen in Georgia could work at least one day a week without fear of Vin Diesel strangling them with their own tie.
Jason (1:29:34 AM): Vin Diesel Is in fact Luke Skywalker's Father.
Jason (1:30:22 AM): ok, i really need to go do hw
Me (1:30:39 AM): lol
Me (1:30:42 AM): good luck...
Jason (1:31:03 AM): yeah so... i'm gonna shut down the computer
Jason (1:31:11 AM): ...and put it in its case
pyreshivan (1:31:13 AM): see ya
Jason (1:31:17 AM): ...and lock it in the basement
Jason (1:31:30 AM): ....and drive to bayside park to do hw
Me (1:31:46 AM): and spaz out every time you hear the words "vin" and/or "diesel"
Jason (1:31:59 AM): hmm, good point
Jason (1:32:14 AM): can't go to bayside... theres that gas station on the corner
Jason (1:32:44 AM): ....not sure if it has a diesel *twitch* pump
"Evil is a Matter of Perspective
Cronos of AC: got home from a graduation for the kids at the school I work at
Cronos of AC: and
Cronos of AC: I stole their cake
Cronos of AC: in the name of god
Cronos of AC: ^_____________^
Kuryoku Rysuki: LOL
Cronos of AC: heh
Cronos of AC: my parents said I was mean to do that >_>
Cronos of AC: BUT THEY'RE NOT THE ONES WITH CAKE
Kuryoku Rysuki: ...
Kuryoku Rysuki: you mean you stole cake from a class full of autistic kids?
Cronos of AC: you see, it sounds so MEAN when you day that
Cronos of AC: say it that way*
Kuryoku Rysuki: would the positive way be "you prevented them from obtaining an unhealthy amount of hyperactivity-inducing sugar"?
Cronos of AC: yes, thats it
Cronos of AC: and
Cronos of AC: I stole their cake
Cronos of AC: in the name of god
Cronos of AC: ^_____________^
Kuryoku Rysuki: LOL
Cronos of AC: heh
Cronos of AC: my parents said I was mean to do that >_>
Cronos of AC: BUT THEY'RE NOT THE ONES WITH CAKE
Kuryoku Rysuki: ...
Kuryoku Rysuki: you mean you stole cake from a class full of autistic kids?
Cronos of AC: you see, it sounds so MEAN when you day that
Cronos of AC: say it that way*
Kuryoku Rysuki: would the positive way be "you prevented them from obtaining an unhealthy amount of hyperactivity-inducing sugar"?
Cronos of AC: yes, thats it