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Post by Nightmare Master on Aug 14, 2006 14:13:42 GMT -5
IMPORTANT
Please do not make any of these joke personal to any members. This thread is only for fun, and to test how witty one another really is.
So, here we go, bring on the jokes!
Yo mama is so fat, that she didn't just sit next to one person in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!
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bastardson
Nightmare Deciple
people love people who love them selves, so kill them
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Post by bastardson on Aug 14, 2006 14:26:10 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, she chased after a school bus screaming STOP THAT TWINKIE!
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Post by Nightmare Master on Aug 14, 2006 14:33:47 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat that when it was raining out, she wore a yellow rain coat all the kids thought she was a school bus!
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bastardson
Nightmare Deciple
people love people who love them selves, so kill them
Posts: 148
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Post by bastardson on Aug 14, 2006 14:39:24 GMT -5
LMFAO!
Yo mamas so fat that when she was sunbathing green peace tried to put her back in the ocean
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Post by Nightmare Master on Aug 14, 2006 16:28:26 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat that when she got on a roller coaster, she was wondering why it was so slow, she was holding it back!
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bastardson
Nightmare Deciple
people love people who love them selves, so kill them
Posts: 148
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Post by bastardson on Aug 16, 2006 5:41:09 GMT -5
yo mama so fat he ass sits has its own area code
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Post by Nightmare Master on Aug 16, 2006 10:47:49 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the doctor, he showed her a picture of her feet, and she couldn't identify them! ;D
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Post by Isodore on Aug 17, 2006 14:22:46 GMT -5
(credit to Bill Amend)
Yo mama thinks square roots are vegetables.
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Post by Nightmare Master on Aug 17, 2006 14:58:31 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Post by kamikazezombie on Aug 25, 2006 7:49:03 GMT -5
Billy: Yo mamma is sooo cheap, that she shops at Wal-Mart. Jacob: Your mamma is soooo fat, she is Wal-Mart.
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evildan
Fresh Blood
Got any pea soup?
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Post by evildan on Aug 25, 2006 9:15:20 GMT -5
Yo mama's so ugly, her mirror's too scared to show her reflection!
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Post by Nightmare Master on Aug 25, 2006 9:27:05 GMT -5
Yo mama is so ugly that she can only be yo mama! XD
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Post by batjon on Sept 16, 2006 15:39:37 GMT -5
yo mama is so ugly freddy krueger has nightmares of her!
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Post by Nightmare Master on Sept 17, 2006 9:06:18 GMT -5
( Dude, that was a seriously good joke! ) Yo mama is so stupid that she laughed at this joke! XD
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Post by batjon on Sept 17, 2006 16:58:16 GMT -5
yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george wachingtons nose
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